It is your homegirl, your amiga, your sista from anotha mista… Marsha back at it again with another blog post to enlighten you and your desires. Let’s jump into it, shall we?
Don’t scam yo’self. Bet you wasn’t expecting that from me, was you? As a certified scammer, you must be discreet. You must be sneaky. You must be cautious. You must be like Marsha. Let’s break it downnnnn shawty:
Where there is a scam, there is always a plan.
Yes, that’s correct. Planning your scams could be effortless, if you know the tricks. You must be discreet with your plans. You must be alert. If not, your plan will diminish and won’t work. For example, if you want to plan a heist on your local school cafeteria, you must have a solid plan. Or you could be like me, and just go spontaneously but you have to be a professional…
Know who you’re dealing with.
I mean, honestly. This is self-explanatory. But I can still break it down for your new scammers. You plannin’ the scam of the century? Don’t invite your boujie friend to come along withchu. Chances are, they gon slow you down and probably get you in trouble. You need a partner in crime. A scammer in crime. A super villain alongside you. A bestfriend that gets you. A bestie that you’re always “here” with.
I can’t emphasize this enough. You gotta be smart with it. People who are successful with their scams never get caught. Why? Because they work smart. The goal is to never get caught so that you could continue conducting scams. Don’t build a rep; work a little bit smarter instead. It feels better and you actually get away with things.
TALK DAT SWEET TALK HUNTY.
You tryna get away with alot of shit? You better talk like you ain’t neva talk before. Talk yo way through your scam. Talk yo way out of trouble. You gotta be able to think on your feet. Someone catch you? Make it seem like they made a mistake of catching you in the midst of your scam. For example:
Officer: “So we recently received footage of you breaking into the school cafeteria last night around 2am. What is your ID number?”
Marsha: “I’m sorry officer, but I wasn’t aware that I was breaking into the school cafeteria if I was sleeping last night at 2am. You must got me mixed up with another. black. woman. sir.”
Shut it down. Twist the plot up. SCAM THAT CAFETERIA SIS. YOU ARE HUNGRY. THE SCHOOL AIN’T GIVIN’ YOU ENOUGH FO’ YO’ MONEY. GO GET WHAT’S YOURS.
I hope you all enjoyed this wonderful, yet misleading post and that you actually take into consideration the importance of scamming and getting what you actually deserve.
Be a villain today.